"Holograms on my hand gave me a tanned wrist, diamonds dancin' on my fist, look like a blank dic." - RiFF RAFF, the new Based God.
oh fuck my sides
humansassipede asked: Omgggg ur so hawwwt let me sit on ur face ~~~!!!<333
kk
You gotta hit em with the Forrest Whitaker eye
when people trash something you like and you cant say anything because literally everyone dislikes it except you
(via bbbbbuttsko)
Someone’s getting a little obsessed.
Didn’t do anything bro, no need to get poppa involved.
GO FOR IT ANONS
- A: Are you a virgin?
- B: 3 biggest pet peeves
- C: Celebrity crush?
- D: If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?
- E: Do you smoke?
- F: Do you drink?
- G: If you had to rank yourself on a scale of 1 to 10, what would you be?
- H: Longest relationship and with who?
- I: 5 turn ons
- J: 5 turn offs
- K: What's the biggest lie you have ever told?
- L: Would you ever date someone of another race?
- M: What is your sexual orientation?
- N: Top 5 traits you look for in a person that you want to have a relationship with
- O: Who are you crushing on right now?
- P: Who is your bestfriend?
- Q: Your guilty pleasure?
- R: Who was your first kiss?
- S: Do looks matter to you?
- T: What kind of underwear are you wearing?
- U: How big is your penis or for a girl, how big are your boobs
- V: How far have you gone?
- W: Do you like it when people play with your hair?
- X: Are you circumcised?
- Y: Do you name your private parts?
- Z: Do you pee in the shower?
So my friend put these all over his house
